October 31, 2008
John McCain is so old on Halloween he goes out as the Crypt Keeper so he doesn’t have to wear a costume.
October 30, 2008
John McCain is so old he remembers when his dad was a twinkle in his grandfather’s eye.
October 27, 2008
John McCain is so old those zombie movies he likes to watch are actually just videos of his speeches.

Posted by Fozzie 

