John McCain is so old he used to drive Miss Daisy’s mom.

John McCain is so old he lacks opposable thumbs.

(h/t D)

John McCain is so old his birth certificate lists his birthplace as Pangea.

(h/t D)

John McCain is so old Larry King thinks he’s too old for his audience.

John McCain is so old he once faked bubonic plague to skip school.

(h/t CWS)

John McCain is so old when he was a kid he didn’t play duck, duck, goose; he played archaeopteryx, archaeopteryx, deinonychus.

(h/t CWS)

John McCain is so old he did start the fire.

John McCain is so old the natural history museum once put him on display as a living fossil.

John McCain is so old at his last physical his doctor sent him in for carbon dating.

(h/t S)

John McCain is so old the first airplane he crashed was made by the Wright brothers.