John McCain is so old he once reported Jesus for vagrancy.
September 29, 2008
John McCain is so old he no longer qualifies for a senior citizen discount.
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September 28, 2008
John McCain is so old he remembers when Sarah Palin could have walked to Russia from Alaska.
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September 27, 2008
John McCain is so old Socrates was his first debate coach.
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September 26, 2008
John McCain is so old he thinks The Great Schlep was led by Moses.
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September 25, 2008
John McCain is so old multitasking confuses him.
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September 24, 2008
John McCain is so old Abraham Lincoln’s high school was named after him.
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September 23, 2008
John McCain is so old the AARP stopped sending him renewal notices.
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September 22, 2008
John McCain is so old he used to babysit Larry King.
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September 21, 2008
John McCain is so old the Big Bang was actually his 21st birthday party.
(h/t BR)
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