John McCain Is So Old ...

Fozzie — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:48:46 +0000

Yes we did!

Thank you for reading.

(And thank you for the laughs!)

Fozzie — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:00:33 +0000

No joke. Just vote.

Fozzie — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:00:52 +0000

John McCain is so old he’s forgotten all his experience.

Fozzie — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:00:12 +0000

John McCain is so old his first beer was a New Milwaukee.

Fozzie — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:00:08 +0000

John McCain is so old he taught Adam to garden.

Fozzie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:00:46 +0000

John McCain is so old on Halloween he goes out as the Crypt Keeper so he doesn’t have to wear a costume.

Fozzie — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:00:33 +0000

John McCain is so old he remembers when his dad was a twinkle in his grandfather’s eye.

Fozzie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:00:05 +0000

John McCain is so old when AOL says “you have mail” he goes to the post office.

Fozzie — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:00:14 +0000

John McCain is so old he thought the telephone would just be another fad.

Fozzie — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:00:06 +0000

John McCain is so old those zombie movies he likes to watch are actually just videos of his speeches.