March 31, 2008

John McCain is so old his bones are fossils.

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March 30, 2008

John McCain is so old scientists cite him as evidence when arguing against the creationist belief in a young earth.


March 29, 2008

John McCain is so old his parents couldn’t buy him a car for his sixteenth birthday because the wheel hadn’t yet been invented.


March 28, 2008

John McCain is so old his high school chemistry book listed only four elements: earth, water, wind and fire.


March 27, 2008

John McCain is so old he donated his childhood keepsakes to the natural history museum.


March 26, 2008

John McCain is so old he remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch.


March 25, 2008

John McCain is so old he thinks a website is where a spider builds its home.