April 30, 2008

John McCain is so old his favorite video game is Grand Theft Chariot.

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April 29, 2008

John McCain is so old his first suit was a toga.


April 28, 2008

John McCain is so old all his old flames are burnt out.


April 27, 2008

John McCain is so old he remembers when doornails were still alive.


April 26, 2008

John McCain is so old he was the first to pull the oldest trick in the book.


April 25, 2008

John McCain is so old when he says “I feel like a million” he means years, not bucks.


April 24, 2008

John McCain is so old he remembers when your thoughts only cost half a pence.