May 31, 2008

John McCain is so old his first Thanksgiving was the first Thanksgiving.


May 30, 2008

John McCain is so old not even Chuck Norris can count the years.

(h/t JS)


May 29, 2008

John McCain is so old the first Straight Talk Express was a Conestoga wagon.


May 28, 2008

John McCain is so old first hearing aid was powered by steam.


May 27, 2008

John McCain is so old his political rivals hire archaeologists to dig up dirt on him.


May 26, 2008

John McCain is so old when he says he’s 71 he means decades, not years.


May 25, 2008

John McCain is so old he thinks an iPod is some sort of sleeping bag.