June 30, 2008

John McCain is so old he used to drive Miss Daisy’s mom.

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June 29, 2008

John McCain is so old he lacks opposable thumbs.

(h/t D)


June 28, 2008

John McCain is so old his birth certificate lists his birthplace as Pangea.

(h/t D)


June 27, 2008

John McCain is so old Larry King thinks he’s too old for his audience.


June 26, 2008

John McCain is so old he once faked bubonic plague to skip school.

(h/t CWS)


June 25, 2008

John McCain is so old when he was a kid he didn’t play duck, duck, goose; he played archaeopteryx, archaeopteryx, deinonychus.

(h/t CWS)


June 24, 2008

John McCain is so old he did start the fire.