July 31, 2008

John McCain is so old he sleeps in a coffin – just in case.


July 30, 2008

John McCain is so old the candles cost more than his birthday cake.


July 29, 2008

John McCain is so old scientists say he’s the missing link.


July 28, 2008

John McCain is so old the first time he visted Alaska he walked there from Asia on the Bering land bridge.


July 27, 2008

John McCain is so old he once visited the troops at Valley Forge.


July 26, 2008

John McCain is so old he remembers when the Grand Old Party was just the Grand Party.


July 25, 2008

John McCain is so old he has quit buying green bananas.

(h/t h)