August 31, 2008

John McCain is so old when he heard war had broken out in Georgia he reminisced about the burning of Atlanta.

(h/t JF)


August 30, 2008

John McCain is so old he spent his college spring breaks partying in Sodom and Gomorrah.


August 29, 2008

John McCain is so old when the phone rings he answers the TV remote.


August 28, 2008

John McCain is so old everything he buys has a lifetime guarantee.


August 27, 2008

John McCain is so old that’s not hair on his head, it’s mold.


August 26, 2008

John McCain is so old his trophy wife is in her 50s.


August 25, 2008

John McCain is so old all during the Olympics he kept complaining that it just wasn’t the same since they dropped chariot racing.

(h/t JF)