September 30, 2008

John McCain is so old he once reported Jesus for vagrancy.


September 29, 2008

John McCain is so old he no longer qualifies for a senior citizen discount.


September 28, 2008

John McCain is so old he remembers when Sarah Palin could have walked to Russia from Alaska.


September 27, 2008

John McCain is so old Socrates was his first debate coach.


September 26, 2008

John McCain is so old he thinks The Great Schlep was led by Moses.


September 25, 2008

John McCain is so old multitasking confuses him.


September 24, 2008

John McCain is so old Abraham Lincoln’s high school was named after him.