October 31, 2008

John McCain is so old on Halloween he goes out as the Crypt Keeper so he doesn’t have to wear a costume.

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October 30, 2008

John McCain is so old he remembers when his dad was a twinkle in his grandfather’s eye.


October 29, 2008

John McCain is so old when AOL says “you have mail” he goes to the post office.


October 28, 2008

John McCain is so old he thought the telephone would just be another fad.


October 27, 2008

John McCain is so old those zombie movies he likes to watch are actually just videos of his speeches.


October 26, 2008

John McCain is so old he’s eligible to be president not as a natural born citizen, but because he was a citizen of the United States at the time of the adoption of the Constitution.


October 25, 2008

John McCain is so old when people talk about Old Europe he reminisces about the Holy Roman Empire.